Apparently you make a good broom.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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