I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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