just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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