she looked like the bat from fern gully.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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