I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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