Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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