I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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