I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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