My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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