I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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