I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
COCAINE IS GR8
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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