At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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