Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
tell me about the eggs
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