I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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