Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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