I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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