Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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