I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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