D3 body, D1 cock
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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