I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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