he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
he just fucked me for my cheese.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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