I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm sobbing to NWA
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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