yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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