I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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