This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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