So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.