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bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems

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(201): bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems http://tfl.nu/1roz

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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'

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(845): I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.' http://tfl.nu/qnb2

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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window

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(309): well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window http://tfl.nu/010r

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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.

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(615): I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample. http://tfl.nu/ndxy

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(808): View more from Hawaii

It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.

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(808): It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend. http://tfl.nu/kmmx

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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.

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(423): I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar. http://tfl.nu/yxk9

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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.

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(501): I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low. http://tfl.nu/8ydo

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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.

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(310): What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business. http://tfl.nu/a4r2

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(250): View more from British Columbia

My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.

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Aspirations

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(250): My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him. (1-250): Aspirations http://tfl.nu/oh99

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again

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(918): I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again http://tfl.nu/ke6t

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(931): View more from Tennessee

see that vagina ? that vagina means business

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(931): see that vagina ? that vagina means business http://tfl.nu/d7zl

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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night

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(310): Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night http://tfl.nu/y79x

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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

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(210): Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer? http://tfl.nu/xmws

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(317): View more from Indiana

She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.

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(317): She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me. http://tfl.nu/7i9h

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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.

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(843): We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well. http://tfl.nu/sx92

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