"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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