She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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