did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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