He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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