Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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