the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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