Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Is it because I queefed?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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