so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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