BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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