if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
