I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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