And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
no you cant smoke seaweed
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
