If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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