Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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