I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
This is the high leading the old right now
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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