.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I love you. Go after that dick
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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