but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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