i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
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He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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