she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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