I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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