Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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