therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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