Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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Do I have a choice?
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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