I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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