I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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