Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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