He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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