in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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