I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
3 2 1 whiskey
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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