Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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