It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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