I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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