You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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