So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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